I went to a sex toy party on Saturday night.
I wasn't allowed to take pictures. Sorry.
I was invited to a Temptations Party at Jenn's house. Temptations is like Mary Kay, Pampered Chef, Tupperware parties, basket parties, all those home-based parties where people try to sell you things. HOWEVER, Temptations is a bit more racy than kitchenware and make-up. It's sex-accessories. Yep. Dildos, lotions, potions, edible panties, vibrators, books, massage accouterments and all that good stuff.
Jenn invited young gals, older gals and neighbors! Some people couldn't take their eyes off the catalog. Some people tasted ALL of the stuff there was to taste including paints, lotions, and creams in everything from mint chocolate chip to orange smoothie. Our consultant was very informed and very professional. I left feeling confident and secure and feminine. p.s. they also sell a pheromone perfume and I have an experiment planned. stay tuned folks.
I've had a vaguely easy weekend sans the household emergency at 9am that began with a simple power outage. A pipe broke on the 16th floor. I live on the fourth floor. The 25th and 26th tiers had water all over their apartments and in the hallway. So, midway down the hallway is a huge p.u.d.d.l.e. of water. It's massive. But, a cute fireman came to my door to "rescue" me, in case I was on supplemental oxygen or anything that required power. I'm not. Lucky me. VERY. Lucky me. No water in my apartment. And, the power came back in just enough time for the Steelers game. Does Karma get any better?
Let's all take a moment to say our thank yous to the football gods for helping the Steelers win today. Marc spent all of last week talking about what would happen if they made it to the Super Bowl and how totally terrible it would be if didn't. Well. Everyone who knows me knows that is a damn fucking good thing that they did win. But. Now... I have to plan a Super Bowl party. And, Marc is very excited about showing me the multi-hour video of the entire history of the Pittsburgh Steelers. How did I ever get so lucky?!
I have recently become inspired to kick my ass into shape, once again, I have thought about joining a masters swim team and returning to my short little running races that I did years ago. That said, I spent an hour in the gym this morning getting all kinds of good exercise. I am SO sore I can hardly walk or lift my arms. I did strenght training. It feels SooO good.
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