1. When I was about 5 years old, I filled an old empty conditioner bottle with water and poured water into this little indentation area in our coffee table and I would drive little matchbox car's through the water pretending they were driving with one tire in the ditch. For some reason this really captivated me. I remember doing this a lot until one day when my Mom caught me pouring water onto the wooden coffee table and it suddenly ended. I remember feeling very guilty and very discovered.
2. Once, when I was about four years old I was severely constipated and my Mom made me drink a huge glass of prune juice and then I promptly threw it up all over the concrete driveway and the stain lasted for a very long time acting as reminder to eat some damn fiber.
3. I really want to be a mom more than anything else in the world. I hope from job to job because I don't have a passion, well, rather, my passion isn't paying me much right now. Not many people understand that I don't want to work outside of my home. And! That doesn't mean that I don't want to leave my home, but that I want to do something on my time, from my home. I want children and a family more than anything else I have ever wanted. When people tell me that "I am young and should wait and be married for several years before I have kids," it makes me irrationally incensed because, who the fuck are you to tell me what is right for me? Oh, and if you think I am referring to you, don't because I get this from coworkers, friends, neighbors, even doctors!
4. I can change the oil in my car and a tire. I am very proud of this fact too.
5. I went to preschool with Chelsea Clinton and we used to go to each other's birthday parties. I have pictures and home videos too.
