This other blogger recently wrote about how her dogs fart so badly that her family sometimes chokes over the fumes. And, I got to thinking about something that happened in my home last night.
I was in bed with Marc and Hines and we were all curled up and getting ready for some much needed sleep. All of the sudden I smelled something so toxic and horrid that I almost gagged! Hines sleeps all curled up next to me, with his ass dangerously close to my face. Therefore, I was the first victim.
I immediately began to wave the covers toward Marc so that he wouldn't be all blissfully asleep while I was miserable and unable to breathe. However, Marc thought I was blaming him and the conversation that followed was something like this:
ME: eeeeEEEWWWWW! Dammit!
MARC: I'm sorry.
ME: What? The dog farted.
MARC: No, it was me, I'm sorry.
ME: NO, it was the dog. That is a noxious dog fart what the hell did he eat today?
MARC: I farted too.
ME: You both farted under the covers at the same time?! Are you trying to kill me?
Only in my home ...
The other night, my roommate, his girlfriend, and I were all sitting around chatting when my dog walked in and let one rip. It wasn't particularly pungent, but it was loud. REALLY loud. I swear I think she was proud of it because she looked at me, winked, and started wagging her tail. There's a reason why I call her Smelly.
Posted by: Helen Skor | April 20, 2007 at 11:15 AM
We have a running joke that she farts in her sleep. Then one night, Jake (our cat) actually did.
We laughed our asses off
Posted by: b | April 17, 2007 at 10:55 AM