I came across this photo, ironically on CNN, and I took a good look at each of these women with the hopes of finding something to make fun of at their expense. Surprise! It wasn't that hard.
Sarah Palin: Fran Drescher called and reports that she had a trademark on that hair style. Unless you plan on using your power to get her knocked off maybe you wanna try a new style?
Laura Bush: How is it that you look like your husband's twin? The shit-eating dumbfounded grimace is contagious, apparently. And it isn't so becoming on you.
Cindi McCain: Apparently the spray-on tan didn't quite get your ankle. Cindi? Maybe some nude hose will cover that in the future. Also, you look like a twelve year old, lay off the Botox. And maybe you should carry tinted glasses for those looking at you, lest your teeth blind them.
you know what i just learned? apparently laura bush is actually relatively liberal. i had no idea.
Posted by: rachel | September 22, 2008 at 11:10 PM
Wow. The picture is so bad and unflattering it looks fake. Excellent observations indeed. Laura Bush is so. scary - but surrounded by the other Fem-Bots, she is in good company. Scary all around.
Posted by: Hilary | September 09, 2008 at 08:40 AM
I like the comment I read today about Palin looking exactly like Peggy Hill from King of the Hill.
Posted by: christine | September 05, 2008 at 07:15 PM